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Is this not the most obnoxious thing you’ve ever seen? This sits in the middle of the master bathroom. And I have used it every single day we have lived in this house. I’ve never been so thoroughly bathed in my life, although for several hours afterward I speak in my incoherent Southern accent and talk about them territories we done got to conquer on horseback.