the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Custom pet portraits

Kristen Bowen, the artist behind, sent me these portraits she made of Chuck and Coco. I could not believe how perfectly she captured both dogs, and I think it has to do with the fact that she totally nailed the eyes. These will most certainly be a part of the office remodel, and I’ll probably find a place for them somewhere very close to my desk. Thank you, Kristen, I will cherish these.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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