the smell of my desperation has become a stench


I was in both New York and San Francisco last week, and I’m still trying to figure out what time zone I’m in right now. I love both cities passionately, but now that Salt Lake has been my home for eight years I always feel my heart rise when I see this from the plane. I love living in Utah, and not just because of all the free babysitting. I know! Someone please find the alien who abducted me and hit them in the head!

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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