An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Self-portrait in gray

I took this while in DC because, one, I wasn’t in my work out clothes like I am 98% of my life, and two, I wanted to show my eyebrow waxer that sometimes I’m actually capable of maintaining them in between waxes, let’s please forget about that one time I accidentally trimmed one into a bald spot.

Also, can we please give an AMEN to eyebrow waxing? Do you see those suckers up there in my masthead? They were about to grow teeth and eat my forehead.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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