the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Running some spreadsheets

Oh man, Chuck. You better hope Tyrant doesn’t find out about this. Do you think his nickname is Tyrant for giggles? There are rumors that he stabbed his own sister. WITH A PITCHFORK. Well, not rumors, really. He told us the story at lunch. And she did live. And they still talk on the phone. Psst. Hey, what’s his screensaver?

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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