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Oh man, Chuck. You better hope Tyrant doesn’t find out about this. Do you think his nickname is Tyrant for giggles? There are rumors that he stabbed his own sister. WITH A PITCHFORK. Well, not rumors, really. He told us the story at lunch. And she did live. And they still talk on the phone. Psst. Hey, what’s his screensaver?