the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The ensemble

This is why we work from home: the impromptu kids climbing into the swivel chair in the office moments. And then we spin them until they almost throw up. Explanation for what Leta’s wearing? Those are her summer pajamas. She dug through her closet after school, found them and was all, I LOVE THESE!

I love them, too. Just not the whole “child wandering into our room with her teeth chattering at three AM.”

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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