The good thing is that I am a master when it comes to super glue, and the plate only broke into several hundred pieces. Old man is getting sloppy with age, but he is forgiven. This wasn’t exactly his idea.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.