Thanks to Jon for taking this photo, although it shows you that we let Marlo walk around with her hair like this. I want to dress her in maroon bell bottoms and a polyester shirt with a giant collar. And call her Brian.
the smell of my desperation has become a stench
Heather B. Armstrong
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
