the smell of my desperation has become a stench

After a spring shower

Yes, physical therapists, I know she’s not supposed to be sitting with her legs in that position. I just wanted to capture this moment, my child splashing around in a puddle with so much excitement that you would think splashing around in a puddle is the pinnacle of existence. Afterward I picked her up and corrected the position of her legs. OR MAYBE I DIDN’T.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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