I want Hannah to come live with us and be a permanent fixture in our kitchen. She’s at the top of my list if we remodel. (Some NSFW language sprinkled in here, but you’re already at my website, so you cannot be surprised. If you are, THEN STOP READING, DAD.)
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.