Kids are so weird

Give Marlo a tube of lip balm and she will eat that thing in less than two minutes, saving just a tiny bit to rub all over her face so that it shines. So I don’t ever give her lip balm. But when we were at my mother’s cabin recently, I turned around and there she was eating a tube of lip balm. And I’m like, WHO DID THIS? And my mother cowered and mumbled, “But she asked for it so nicely.”