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The big day

My cousin McKenzie, she who tends Marlo during the day, she got married on Saturday. To the missionary she waited two years to see. Two years, and she did not date anyone else. They got married in the temple. This is huge in the LDS faith.

I TELL YOU WHAT, when I met that man for the first time I was all, WHAT ARE THE CAPITALS OF ALL THE STATES, DUDE? Because no one is worthy of McKenzie, that’s the only way I can put it.

Marlo approves of her husband, so I guess I will have to be okay.

Listen, SHAD. YOU BEST WATCH YO STEP.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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