Playful, elegant, and not above the judicious use of the word “shit."

The big day

My cousin McKenzie, she who tends Marlo during the day, she got married on Saturday. To the missionary she waited two years to see. Two years, and she did not date anyone else. They got married in the temple. This is huge in the LDS faith.

I TELL YOU WHAT, when I met that man for the first time I was all, WHAT ARE THE CAPITALS OF ALL THE STATES, DUDE? Because no one is worthy of McKenzie, that’s the only way I can put it.

Marlo approves of her husband, so I guess I will have to be okay.

Listen, SHAD. YOU BEST WATCH YO STEP.

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