This was the only time we ever took Chuck to a beach. He’s about four months old here, and what you don’t see is the giant hole he spent an hour digging in the sand, spraying it all over everything. TOTAL COCO MOVE, BRO.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.