the smell of my desperation has become a stench

And so we begin

Marlo has started to show interest in using the bathroom like a civilized human being, but so far she just uses the training potty as a chair. In which she can lounge and watch Barney. Otherwise she just announces to us that she has peed or pooped in her diaper, and one of us needs to take care of the situation. I consider this major progress and what is that? A light? At the end of the tunnel? LIFE WITHOUT DIAPERS? DO TELL.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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