the smell of my desperation has become a stench


UGH. You guys, I found the dogs nipping at an injured mouse in the backyard this morning. Jon told me to kill it, UM. NO. And once I had the dogs back in the house it was able to scurry away. Now I cannot get the dogs away from the back door.

Consequently, there is a huge battle in our house going on. It’s Team Mouse vs. Team Dogs Should Kill Mouse. You can guess which side I’m on. THE RIGHT SIDE.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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