This is my brother’s youngest child, Adam. He’s the closest to Marlo’s age of all the cousins, and he’s a lovely little boy. But this kid makes Baby Rambo look like Bambi. We are all screwed when he discovers fire.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.