Only thing missing is a casserole dish full of green jello and shaved carrots. In preparation for my father’s birthday party, we bought seven 24-packs of Diet Coke, Mormon Coffee. All of it is gone.
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the smell of my desperation has become a stench
Heather B. Armstrong
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
