the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Eenie meenie

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this twin is Joshua, one of my sister’s youngest kids. It could be Noah because she used to dress Noah in blue so that people could tell them apart. But then they started dressing themselves and all hell broke lose. It doesn’t matter because Marlo calls both of them Joshua.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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