the smell of my desperation has become a stench


I might as well embrace the idea that summer is over. Goodbye flip-flops. Bring on the boots and scarves and hot chocolate spiked with rum. Or maybe just the hot chocolate with rum minus the hot chocolate.

Phase Eight stripe dress, £65
Low heel boots, $140
H M leather handbag, £30
COLIÀC MARTINA GRASSELLI antique jewelry, $88
La Mer strap watch, $140
Forever21 beaded jewelry, $4.80
Wool shawl, £59
MICHAEL Michael Kors star sunglasses, $90
Wet Seal stretch belt, $11
stila cosmetics – long wear liquid lip color
essie nail color, turquoise & caicos, $8

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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