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Utah’s mass transit system is so cute. Whenever I come back from New York with the ringing whoosh of the subway in my ears and see the trains here, I imagine them being powered by a little room full of hamsters running on itty bitty stationary wheels. And on their lunch break they eat baby carrots.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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