He’s getting off easy today because that bottle is empty and I need to call in a refill. Maybe tomorrow we’ll try to have him balance ALL of my pills on his head, although I don’t think there are enough square inches between his ears.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.