the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Tuesday’s Top Pick

These may be marketed as mobiles for babies, and they would serve that purpose beautifully. But these handmade mobiles would add a touch of playfulness to almost any other room: over a reading nook, in the corner of an office, directly above a toilet for those in the family who need entertainment during the hours and hours they spend in that space.

1. The Earth Spectrum Mobile – Chandelier $50

2. Shades of Blue Baby Mobile – Extra Large $45

3. Tangerine Sunset Baby Mobile $35

4. The Sunshine Chandelier $75

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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