Luckily Chuck did not puke all over any furniture when I left town last Saturday. Usually he sees the suitcase, panics, and then takes it out on the decor. My gorgeous, meticulously selected decor. Dude has got my number, y’all.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.