the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Holiday road

Hardly anyone was out on the roads this morning because of the holiday, including snow plows. It’s a wet snow and I took a turn a little too wide and ended up perched on a curb. Luckily no one was around to see how many awkward maneuvers it took to get the car back on the road.

I’m going to put together an interpretive dance called Awkward Maneuvers in the Snow. While wearing a feathery swan costume. You’ll watch it and then call your mom and rave.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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