An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Ta-da!

Would you look at that dumb dog back there contributing nothing to this trick other than the beautiful markings on her face. Chuck has to pull the weight for both of them, poor guy. He’s going to need her help when I try to balance the fridge between his eyes.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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