Cami taught Marlo to sing all her songs in a really low, gruff voice that sounds like a monster. But she can only get out about two words before laughter takes over, and then she tries to giggle in that same voice. Like, she’s totally high.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
