This took forever because I wanted him to provide his own modesty patch (for the children) and right before I’d take a photo he’d move his leg. So he’s still sitting there just like that waiting for a treat.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.