I want to sneeze just looking at this

I had to buy a cheapie bed at Costco for Chuck because he’s dug a hole in every single other bed I’ve bought him. The problem with this bed is the cover is not removable and I can’t toss it in the washer to remove ALL OF THAT HAIR OH MY GOD THROW UP. He’s losing his winter coat and it’s everywhere and all over everything. I’ve furminated that dog twice already, and the hair just keeps falling off of him. Perhaps I should just do this.