the smell of my desperation has become a stench

I want to sneeze just looking at this

I had to buy a cheapie bed at Costco for Chuck because he’s dug a hole in every single other bed I’ve bought him. The problem with this bed is the cover is not removable and I can’t toss it in the washer to remove ALL OF THAT HAIR OH MY GOD THROW UP. He’s losing his winter coat and it’s everywhere and all over everything. I’ve furminated that dog twice already, and the hair just keeps falling off of him. Perhaps I should just do this.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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