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This is one of the four hundred puppies in her collection, the one whose leg has fallen off twice. Did I throw it away like I wanted to? Like I should have? I DID NOT! In fact, I did one hell of a Mormon sewing job reattaching it. Afterward I had to go listen to some Iron Maiden in the nude just to get some of my edge back.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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