the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The Red Coats are Coming

One if by land, and two if by sea;
And I on the opposite shore will be,
Ready to ride and spread the alarm
Through every Middlesex village and farm,
For the country folk to be up and to arm.

(I don’t think I have to tell you that I typed that out straight from memory.)

Jacket: Vintage (similar here)
Romper: Vintage
Heels: ASOS
Clutch: ASOS
Sunnies: ASOS
Bracelets: ASOS
Me: My MOM; Happy Mothers Day!

(You can find Cami here. Photos by Billy Concha.)

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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