She was about to climb up onto the STHOOL to help me make cookies. The ones that come in a package and are pre-cut and you just tear off the squares and place them in nice little rows on the cookie sheet. We got all Martha Stewart up in here.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.