An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Danger ahead

You guys remember when that rattlesnake in the backyard almost killed my dog and swallowed my kid? Don’t worry, animal lovers. We never found him, so I’m sure he’s living comfortably somewhere in some cozy nook UNDERNEATH MY BED. That’s why I sleep with a…

June 11, 2012

Animal husbandry

Turtle is still alive, you guys. I still have to remind Leta to feed him, but she doesn’t complain about it. I’m sure it would be another story if she had to bag his poop. (The title of this does not imply that we plan…


For your Pinterest board about office supplies! Or the board about animals who are so over this shit!


I think that when my kids are older and they think back about Cami, this is the image that will come to mind. Classic Camilla. Muumuu dress: Thrifted (similar here) Sandals: Urban Outfitters Map purse: Yard sale (similar here) Sunnies: House of Harlow Jewelry: Thrifted…