the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Set lock screen

I’ve had a photo of Marlo on the lock screen of my iPhone for about six months clearly indicating that I am playing favorites with my children. I make up for it by letting Leta have ice cream after dinner while Marlo is chained to the radiator. Needed a change so I took this photo of Chuck and changed out the wallpaper. And now I’m playing favorites with the dogs WILL I EVER GET A GRIP.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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