the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Jean Jump

For some reason that kimono makes it seem like she’s about to enter a boxing ring. That’s what we need: a reality show where fashion bloggers show up and start hitting each other in the head with their five-inch designer stilettos.

Kimono: Vintage (similar here)
Jean jumper: Urban Outfitters (similar here)
Heels: H&M (similar here)
Map purse: Yard sale (similar here)
Sunnies: House of Harlow

(You can find Cami here. Photos by Billy Concha.)

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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