the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Stuff I found while looking around

Laurance Winram photography.

– Ryan Gosling dancing at a Mormon talent show in 1991. I just. I can’t even. Wow.

This right here is performance art.

I can’t apologize enough:

This is an ongoing series of small mixed media drawings. Each one is an imagined apology combined with a pencil portrait drawn from found pictures of people I’ve never met.  

– A mashup of Blondie and Philip Glass – “Heart of Glass”.

14 First World Problems From The 90s

19 Regional Words All Americans Should Adopt Immediately:

If you’ve ever been hoodwinked, duped, swindled, fleeced or scammed, you done been sneetered. The noun version, sniter, refers to that treacherous person responsible for your unfortunate sneetering. Also see snollygoster, a shameless, unscrupulous person, especially a politician.

– Some copywriter had a bad ass time coming up with the packaging for these fireworks.

Overhead photographs of Mexican workers carpooling

Rapping farmers.

Five Is the Magic Number: I’m Technically Cancer Free:

I’ve always felt that I was robbed of a certain kind of innocence when I was told I had cancer, but, suddenly, I can see the invitation in it. I am being invited into a deeper understanding of my place here as a mortal being. I am being invited to value time in a new way.

A Surprise Life Size LEGO Forest Pops Up in the Australian Outback


– A few of my favorite recent tweets:

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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