– Ryan Gosling dancing at a Mormon talent show in 1991. I just. I can’t even. Wow.
– This right here is performance art.
This is an ongoing series of small mixed media drawings. Each one is an imagined apology combined with a pencil portrait drawn from found pictures of people I’ve never met.
– A mashup of Blondie and Philip Glass – “Heart of Glass”.
If you’ve ever been hoodwinked, duped, swindled, fleeced or scammed, you done been sneetered. The noun version, sniter, refers to that treacherous person responsible for your unfortunate sneetering. Also see snollygoster, a shameless, unscrupulous person, especially a politician.
– Some copywriter had a bad ass time coming up with the packaging for these fireworks.
I’ve always felt that I was robbed of a certain kind of innocence when I was told I had cancer, but, suddenly, I can see the invitation in it. I am being invited into a deeper understanding of my place here as a mortal being. I am being invited to value time in a new way.
– A few of my favorite recent tweets:
I'll pet anything tied up outside a store.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) July 1, 2012
Just earned a master's degree in modern dance while trying to shoo away a bee.
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) July 1, 2012
Good luck walking down a steep hill without looking like a total asshole.
— Zachary? (@GreenishDuck) July 1, 2012
I'd love a montage of hypochondriacs discovering their astrological sign is Cancer.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 30, 2012
The bond between father and son is one of the most STOP HAMGING ON MY ARM O AM TYPIN G
— Matthew Baldwin (@matthewbaldwin) June 30, 2012
My favorite part of sex is probably having it
— ♡ brian essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) June 27, 2012
A gymnast walks into a bar. 0.0
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) June 26, 2012
I’ve had this cat for just one day, so I only have maybe 200 pictures of it.
— Christian Hansen (@9to5Life) June 21, 2012
Every day is independence day when you decide to never have children.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) July 4, 2012
Toddlers shouldn’t be allowed to enter supermarkets. End of discussion. Make me president.
— Mae (@mzeld) July 4, 2012