the smell of my desperation has become a stench

An artist with a sense of humor

I saw this detail in a painting hanging up at a local library, and I had to stop and just shake my head at the absurdity. Fine. Maybe YOUR herding dog would sit this close to a chicken without losing her goddamn mind. Maybe YOUR herding dog would be all, HI LITTLE CHICKEN FRIEND! That’s awesome for you and your awesome herding dog.

In my backyard that chicken would be holding a gun.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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