the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Off to college

Someone started preschool yesterday. Tomorrow she’ll be living on the other side of the country in a coed dorm wearing the same pair of jeans for the third week in a row and slamming Red Bulls because that midterm isn’t going to study for itself.

Or she could still be living at home then, eating Cheetos and watching SpongeBob in the basement.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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