I’m sure he hears it all the time and I am only adding to his pain. BUT COME ON. Santa is playing the upright bass. He manages a team of toymakers, delivers them to kids around the world, AND he plays an instrument? Dude is badass.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.