The crabapple tree in the front yard is one of the last trees to keep its leaves. It’s also a hangout for the demon gang of squirrels in the neighborhood. So I’m taking a whole bunch of pictures before *someone* hires a truck to run it over.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.