the smell of my desperation has become a stench

I’m a total sthucker

Yes, I avoid processed foods and sugar in my diet, but that does not mean I won’t give in to a three-year-old who just asked very nicely for a sthucker. However I did have her repeat herself several times.

“Can I have a sthucker, pleasth?”

“What did you say?”

“Can I have a sthucker, pleasth?”

“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you.”


“Marlo, there isth no need to sthout.”

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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