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Chuck’s favorite person

You guys remember my cousin GEORGE! right? Here, let me jog your memory: here, here, and especially here. He’s in town visiting our extended family, and last night he stopped by to say hello to his favorite little buddy.

Early yesterday afternoon Chuck started to act really weird, like he had swallowed a whole bunch of tampon applicators and was in search of a place to spray his puke. Luckily this never happened, but I couldn’t figure out why he was pacing the house and staring holes in the wall. Call me a crazy dog person, but maybe he could tell that I was anticipating GEORGE!’s visit. And he was thinking, he’s coming back to sneak me chicken underneath the table!

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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