I tweeted this the other day, but just in case you don’t follow me there I’ll share it here:
3-yr-old talking on the phone when she accidentally drops it. She scrambles to the floor, puts it to her ear and asks, “Are you hurt?!”
— Heather B. Armstrong (@dooce) April 1, 2013
On twitter I refer to Leta as 9-yr-old and Marlo as 3-yr-old because the majority of the people who follow me have no idea who I am and wouldn’t know who I’m talking about if I use their names. I am occasionally one of many suggestions during the sign-up process under the topic of parenting, so people will click that button to follow me and next thing you know this parenting lady is saying something about “vajazzling with impunity.”
More than once someone has asked me there if I am related to Lance. I always answer, “I am his mother.”