the smell of my desperation has become a stench


I tweeted this the other day, but just in case you don’t follow me there I’ll share it here:

On twitter I refer to Leta as 9-yr-old and Marlo as 3-yr-old because the majority of the people who follow me have no idea who I am and wouldn’t know who I’m talking about if I use their names. I am occasionally one of many suggestions during the sign-up process under the topic of parenting, so people will click that button to follow me and next thing you know this parenting lady is saying something about “vajazzling with impunity.”

More than once someone has asked me there if I am related to Lance. I always answer, “I am his mother.”

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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