the smell of my desperation has become a stench

July 19th

L-E-T-S G-O, that’s the way we spell “let’s go.” Let’s go. Hey, hey, LET’S GO!

Today is my 38th birthday. I think I was eight or nine years old in this photo, so… thirty years ago? Obviously my cheerleading career never quite took off, thank the lord Jesus Christ. I dabbled in this, a little bit of soccer, and then I played on the varsity volleyball team in high school. Now I just work out and I miss the camaraderie of team sports. Oh my god I just noticed the pom pom ON MY SHOE. Oh, early Eighties. You were so precious.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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