the smell of my desperation has become a stench


Have I ever introduced you guys to Shad? No? Hey guys, this is Shad, Kenzie’s husband. Shad, meet everyone. This photo is making my Prozac jealous that it can’t make me this giddy. Proud new Papa. The adventures ahead of him…

I cannot resist singing the Beastie Boys’ song “Shadrach” every time I see him:

“Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego!”

He’s probably ready to punch me at this point, but I’m sorry. Life only presents a few opportunities like this. And Imma seize em.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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