the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Crane Beach

I celebrated the New Year in Massachusetts here near Crane Beach up in the North Shore. I ate a ton of gluten and slept several uninterrupted hours and watched more movies in the span of three days than I have in the whole of last year. I feel really lucky to have had this respite regardless of the resulting bloat from that huge bagel I had on Tuesday morning (and the pizza and the brownies and the pie and the toast and MY GOD THE CHINESE FOOD).

Happy New Year to you all. Let’s own this year together.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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