the smell of my desperation has become a stench

A kitty and her puppy

I think Marlo is going through a growth spurt due to the fact that she is napping every day and recently has been sleeping past, oh, 5:30AM. She took a two-hour nap after the Frozen birthday party on Saturday, half of it in the car, half on my shoulder and on the couch. She was too adorable for me to care about whether or not that makeup would get all over the pillows or cushions on the couch. Don’t tell her I said that when she begs me to drink a red Gatorade in the living room and my answer is ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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