Marlo informed me yesterday that we needed to get purple pillows for the couch so that they would match her glasses and her pajamas and her bear. I asked her why that was important and she simply said, “Because you need to listen to me.”
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.