the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Goodbye to four forever

You know how some of your friends require you to celebrate their birthdays for the entire week? And you put up with it because it’s just one of their small character flaws beneath all of their towering character strengths? Marlo’s birthday was on Saturday. I’m pretty sure she’ll still be mentioning it in every other sentence come October.

Forgiven if only because of the dimples.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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