the smell of my desperation has become a stench

It twirls

Marlo wasn’t even inside the house for ten minutes yesterday afternoon before she stripped off her shorts and t-shirt and put on this dress. It’s her favorite thing to wear and you can probably guess why: this thing twirls like no one’s business. And green flip flops are certainly appropriate footwear for something so fancy. Just as much as an unswept back porch is the perfect setting. How did Britney put it? We’re country!

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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